Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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