so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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