i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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