Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
In America we eat man semen.
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she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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