hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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