"it" just moved
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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