Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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