my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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