The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize