My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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