honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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