Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I will die if light touches me.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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