im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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