All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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