I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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