so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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