I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
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Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
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If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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