Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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