How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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