I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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