we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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