wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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