Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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