porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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