I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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