For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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