Small penises have feelings too.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
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My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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