This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
wow bdsm is so cute
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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