The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
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