what if I'm pregnant?
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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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