he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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