SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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