are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
that may or may not have been my penis.
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