Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize