3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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