I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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