note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
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he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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