I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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