What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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