careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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