Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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