I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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