I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
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He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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