Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
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just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I just googled if crying burns calories
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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