im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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