Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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