Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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