I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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