I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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