So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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