im drinking this country out of the recession.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
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My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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